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The Toothpaste Bowl: Day 5

Copy of day 5 (1).jpgDept. of Online Gambling. Do you ever wonder how long your toothpaste tubes really last? They seem to last forever, and then suddenly they're out....except that you keep forgetting to buy a new tube and start "the final squeezes," which seem to - miraculously - extend the life of the common tube for days and days. But how long is it?

In an effort to really pin down the lifespan of a typical tube, we are inviting all readers to place bets on how many days this 4.3 oz tube will last with regular use (two people, two brushes a day).

Toothpaste Bowl Slideshow

Okay, above is DAY 5 and significant crimping is only starting to show. We promise to photograph our tube EACH morning (no matter where we are) and our personal bet is that it will last 33 days (Hey, that's 132 brushes and only 2 cents a brush). MGR

 
 

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Comments (21)

I am going to "Price it Right" it and say 51! I love it!

posted by Carla on 2005-04-07 09:08:02

My guess is 48 days.

posted by brooke on 2005-03-29 13:16:44

I suggest you check out the "How Much Is Inside?"
links on www dot cockeyed dot com. Its a fun site!

posted by bob on 2005-03-29 13:27:28

grrrr - you (both?) squeeze the tube like my wife does.

posted by jamie pup on 2005-03-29 13:32:03

28 days

posted by Cristy on 2005-03-29 13:48:37

Oh, no, is this going to be the toilet paper all over again?

posted by Joan on 2005-03-29 13:50:03

jamie pup, I'll share a tube of toothpaste with you any day!

posted by patrick (the other one) on 2005-03-29 14:23:49

Jamie and Patrick, we can save money and all get a tube. I saw that picture and I just stopped myself from growling, "FROM THE BOTTOM!"

That being said, 37 days.

posted by Ruth on 2005-03-29 14:28:50

I dunno... Is 40 taken? Those modern plastic toothpaste tubes don't stay crimped when you squeeze from the bottom, so I put a little plastic clip thing on the bottom. Works nicely...

posted by mary on 2005-03-29 14:45:25

If you get one of those little gadgets that you slip over the tube to get it all out like I have I think you could go 42.5 days
I love my little tube-emptier gadget... just when I think it's all gone- after what I think are the "final squeezes" you mentioned above you slip this puppy on and viola you get like 4 more days! Then- it's off to Duane Reade again!

posted by Carolyn on 2005-03-29 17:00:51

Is it just a given that from the bottom is the only right way? My husband is so over zealous about this that sometimes the toothpaste burbles over into the sink the moment you take the cap off. Surely, moderation in all things is called for.

I'll take 35 days.

posted by sg on 2005-03-29 18:41:09

41 days

posted by me of me inc. on 2005-03-29 21:30:52

49 days.

posted by Yates on 2005-03-30 11:29:21

That's a small tube of toothpaste! I'll guess 34.

posted by michele on 2005-03-30 12:43:31

Teehee, that's pretty funny Patrick and Ruth.
So Ruth and I have a couple of things in common but, judging by - amongst other things - our vociferous defense of the "cold" kitchens, Patrick and I must have been separated at birth.

BTW, I say 32 days

posted by jamie pup on 2005-03-30 13:23:31

BTW sg, just because your husband's application of the correct rule is not always correct, that does not negate the veracity of the rule.

posted by jamie pup on 2005-03-30 14:01:49

Jamie, if you and Patrick were separated at birth then you've got to get a lot busier with the salacious comments.

posted by Ruth on 2005-03-30 14:17:21

Hey, Miss Lockhart Steele, no fair!! ;)

posted by patrick (the other one) on 2005-03-30 17:57:01

I'm going out on a limb and guessing 50.

posted by Doug on 2005-04-01 14:52:27

hmmm, I'd say 43 days including those last super squeeze days...

posted by kiley on 2005-04-06 12:37:56

I am not a betting type--but here goes, I say 45 days. Also I wonder--How much toothpaste does one need at every brush to feel like you have a clean mouth and to do the job? I need less at night than for my morning brush.

posted by barnali on 2005-04-06 13:27:34