apartment therapy changing the world, one room at a time

...but if i had the body of brendan fraser, i'd be naked. on the street. daily.

I want to know what the guy in the pic is staring at so proudly...
damn the crop!

his firehose?

can I vote for my guy? lol

Holy profiterole -- pphillipp is back.... or has he been back, and I'm just unobservant?

my god, people actually remember the bad old days when i was here.

which, i guess, makes me a horrible cretin, cuz anne, as much as i love you AND your new mullet and glitter nail polish (on you it WORKS), i don't remember, from your name, who you are!! did you have another alias back then??

Mullet????? Glitter nail polish??

You must have me confused with the other anne.

(ducking)

Actually, I don't remember much about you... Wait - were you jonathan's predecessor?? Now I do seem to remember that something made you cranky. Or there was a controversy of some sort.

It's been a while, but I do - kind of - remember who you are.

no, no i'm not jonathan. i'm older and less fashionable.

maybe you remember the melee over fresh direct? but i'm *sure* you must have had a different name - ATFOID, with punctuation, no less - THAT I would have remembered!

pphillipp--
Where DID you disappear to?
Tell us soon, so we can get back to Luigi talking about fire hoses...

short answer:

new job, a couple of writing deadlines, moved twice in 3 months, now in court suing slimy ex-landlord, the flu, renovating my apartment to put it on the market...

and that was just september.

(and the sad thing is, i'll probably disappear again, but will come up for air AGAIN...)

I was just 'Anne' then, but now we have an 'anne' in the AT family, and people at first confused us. So I went the long route and proudly claimed being the first one... then promptly destroyed any cachet of being first with the admission that I am in Dallas.

anne is a cat person; I am not.

anne is a designer; I am not.

I'm up, I'm down... so much pathos in one name - who knew? ;)

ATFOID, not to be confused with ALTOID

...yet equally minty fresh.

EXCEPT, perhaps, after the full night of standing in line at the Ikea Grand Opening. ;)

.......... I've never been so dirty in my LIFE. And I've never gotten so dirty in one night.

[p(too) - thanks for making the ribaldry easy for me.]

I can't take my eyes off this picture. Is it an optical illusion or circus trick, or does someone actually manufacture this outfit in a grown-up size?

Kostia,

I saw these on sale at a shop (Out on the Street) in Toronto over the New Year's holiday. Yes, they're real. And adorable! *giggle* There is a tank top too.

"Mullet????? Glitter nail polish??

You must have me confused with the other anne."

Don't EVEN think that this describes me in any way shape or form! Just needed to clear that up before those who haven't met me don't associate mullet and glitter polish with me.

what's wrong with glitter nail polish?
it's not like it's frost lipstick!

What's wrong with frost lipstick?

i am a pajama person. a fresh pair each night made of cotton shirting material, like brooks brothers feels great. if you are sleeping in nuthin' i hope you change the sheets each day.otherwise you're sleeping in dead skin, cells, bacteria, and body oil.

Bubbly and personable wise-cracking shoulder-length blonde with blue eyes that manage to be warm? No mullet on the NYC Anne.

Usually just underwear, but since the heat's been going out semi-consistently on Sundays, I've been spotted in my down jacket with long underwear, sweats, as well as socks, gloves, and a hat.

Is he wearing "Underoos" or "Garanimals"?